The Neo-Brutalist Etiquette Guide for the Discerning Bureaucrat

Rule 1: Thou shalt not use Comic Sans on any official document, unless thou art a clown.

Rule 2: Thou shalt address thy superior by their correct title, which is always 'Your Omnipotence'.

Rule 3: Thou shalt never, ever, ever use the word 'synergy' unironically.

Thou shalt always wear a suit of armor to important meetings, unless it's a ' Casual Friday'.

Thou shalt never, ever, ever use a VPN to bypass the coffee machine.

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