Etiquette Seminars 2023: The Year Of Unrelenting Refinement
Welcome, esteemed guests, to the most prestigious gathering of refined individuals in the land. Here, we'll guide you through the intricacies of etiquette, from the proper way to hold a fork to the art of subtle manipulation.
Our expert instructors will lead you through the following seminars:
- Holding the Fork Properly
- The Art of Subtlety
- Advanced Sarcasm Techniques
- Tea Etiquette and the Art of Ignoring Your Spouse
- Advanced Sophistication of Eye Contact
- Definitive Guide to Properly Reading Between the Lines
Don't forget to wear your finest attire, as we will be having a costume contest. The winner will receive a year's supply of artisanal cheese.