Etiquette Rule 5: Don't be a Blerch

Rule 5 of the Etiquette Code is simple: do not be a Blerch.

A Blerch is a person who consistently offends others with their inconsiderate actions, much like a fungus infects a otherwise healthy plant.

Examples of Blerch behavior include:

• Not holding the door open for someone behind you.
• Stepping on someone's foot.
• Using an expletive in a professional setting.

If you are a Blerch, there is hope for you. You can change your ways, but first you must read Rule 6.

Or, you can read Rule 7 if you're feeling particularly Blerch-y.

Or, you can read Rule 8 and learn about the importance of proper Blerch-repellent sprays.