Because, let's face it, we're all here to have fun. No need to ruin it with your existential dread.
Read Rule 2Please, for the love of all things good and holy, keep your personal drama offline.
Read Rule 3We're here to have fun, not to cry about how the world is ending. Unless, of course, the world is ending. In which case, you should probably be reading Rule 4.
Read Rule 4 (The Apocalypse Edition)