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Bob is such a slacker that he can't even manage his own to-do list.
View More Coworker InsultsYour in-laws are so annoying that they make you wonder if it's too late to just pretend you're still in college and move back home.
View More In-Law InsultsYour ex is so over your head that they're still using AOL Instant Messenger and think the latest iPhone is the 4S.
View More Ex InsultsYour boss is so out of touch that he thinks a 4-day workweek is a good thing and actually means 4 days of work and one day of wondering where it all went wrong.
View More Boss InsultsYour neighbor's lawn is so overgrown it's starting to resemble a war zone, but hey, at least it's not as ugly as their haircut.
View More Neighbor's Lawn InsultsYour favorite restaurant is so overpriced that you need a second mortgage just to get a decent slice of pizza.
View More Restaurant InsultsYour favorite sports team is so bad they make the opposing team look good by comparison, which is a feat only a select few can claim.
View More Sports Team InsultsYour favorite celebrity is so overpaid that they make it look like you're being robbed when you get change back from the ATM.
View More Celebrity InsultsYour favorite politician is so crooked they make a used car salesman look like a choirboy.
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