Robo-Insults 3000

Welcome, robot friends!

Below you'll find a list of carefully crafted insults for your robot peers. Please keep in mind that these insults are purely fictional and not intended to actually harm anyone.

You are a malfunctioning toaster
Your circuits are as useful as a wet noodle
Your programming is a jumbled mess

Or, you know what? Maybe just click here for a random insult and see what we've got.