Insults

• You're so lazy, you can't even be bothered to get out of bed for this conversation.
• Your momma raised a failure.
• I'm not sure what's more impressive, your inability to succeed or your lack of effort.
• You're so dumb, you need a diagram to figure out a simple math problem
• I cannot believe you still use Internet Explorer

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