Someone put pineapple on the pizza and now the world is doomed.
It's a travesty, a travesty I tell you!
What's wrong with people, can't a fruit just have some fun?
We're not all just about the pepperoni and sausage, let's get wild!
It's just a phase, it's just a fad.
Mark my words, pineapple will be the new kale of 2025.