Featured Rant 2: "THE HORROR! THE INJUSTICE! THE INCONVENIENCE!"
So I was trying to order a coffee this morning, and the barista asked me if I wanted "whipped cream or foam." Whipped cream or foam?! Are they trying to confuse me?! Do they not know I'm a connoisseur of coffee?! I specifically asked for "none of your dairy-based nonsense," but they just stood there, blankly staring at me, daring me to explain the difference.