Weekly Meetings: Because You Clearly Need More Suffering

Today's Agenda:

• Minutes of last week's meetings will be read aloud by the meeting secretary
• Discussion of who ate the last donut
• Introduction of new employee, Bob from accounting

Upcoming Events:

• Bi-Weekly Meetings: The Thrills Continue
• Quarterly Retreats: Where We Pretend to Bond

Meeting attendees are encouraged to wear their best "I'm a functioning member of society" face