Warning: the following standards are not actually standards, but rather just a collection of unapologic jokes that we're too lazy to remove.
**The Standard of Unapologic Joke Tolerance**: We allow an unlimited amount of groan-inducing puns and dad jokes, provided they are delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
**The Standard of Excessive Use of Alliteration**: We encourage our users to use as many alliterative phrases as possible, especially in the context of "What's the point of this meeting?"
**The Standard of Unapologic Self-Awareness**: We expect all users to acknowledge that they are, in fact, reading a website that is 100% unapologic and completely without substance.
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