THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO UNQUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
Listen, let's face it: you're clearly not capable of making your own decisions. That's why you're here.
Step 1: Ignore your gut.
Step 2: Follow the crowd.
Step 3: Ask a random stranger for advice.
Step 4: Check your horoscope. If it says to do it, do it.
Step 5: Consult the ancient wisdom of a 2007-era Facebook status update.
And that's it! With these foolproof steps, you'll be making decisions like a pro!
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