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Tips and Tricks for World Domination

Here, you'll find the most utterly useless, completely useless, and utterly pointless tips and tricks for achieving world domination.

Advanced Torture Techniques for the Modern Overlord - Learn how to use the latest in medieval-style torture devices to get what you want.
Stealthy Invisibility Caps for the Discerning Overlord - Become invisible, but still manage to trip and fall down the stairs.
Diplomacy for Idiots: The Art of Saying 'Maybe' to Anything - A guide for those who can't even manage to say 'no'.