Today's Topic: The Best Pizza Topping is Clearly Pineapple
Bob: "I'm telling you, pineapple is the answer. It's a classic. The sweetness of the pineapple balances out the savory flavors of the cheese and sauce. Don't @ me."
User123: "But what about the whole 'pineapple doesn't belong on pizza' crowd? Are you blind to the facts? It's a travesty."
Bob: "I'm not blind, I'm just enlightened. Enlightened by the pineapple's divine presence on my pie."