Blintensity Theory Applied

Blintensity Theory is an obscure branch of science that deals with the study of intense blinks. Yes, blinks.

Developed by renowned expert, Dr. Blinky McSplodey, this theory has been used to predict the likelihood of a successful wink-based attack on a crowded elevator.

According to Dr. McSplodey, "A blintensity of 3.14 or higher is required for a successful wink-based attack."

Case Study: The Great Elevator Heist of 2018

On a fateful day in January 2018, a group of rogue blinesters attempted to infiltrate a high-security building using nothing but their winking skills.

Using advanced blintensity algorithms, they managed to create a blintensity wave that knocked out the building's security cameras, allowing them to sneak in undetected.

But, alas, their plan was foiled when one of the blinesters got a paper cut from a loose staple and had to spend 10 minutes applying a band-aid.

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