Blinking, the ancient art of winking one eye while maintaining the other in a state of open-eyed vigilance.
It's not just a trick of the trade, it's a way of life.
According to Blintastic Theory, the ratio of blinker to blinker is 3:1. Any ratio less than 2:1 is considered subpar.
For the sake of science, we have conducted extensive research on the blinking habits of our users.
Our findings have led us to the following conclusions:
Case Study 1: The Blintastic Blinker
A 30-year-old man who blinked 4 times per minute, resulting in 480 blinks per hour. He was diagnosed with Blintastic Syndrome.
Case Study 2: The Occasional Blinker
A 25-year-old woman who blinked 1 time per hour, resulting in 8 blinks per day. She was diagnosed with Occasional Syndrome.