Where is the Sauce?!

This is the most important question of our time.

We've been searching for answers for years, but our search results have been nothing but a series of disappointing conclusions that have led us to the brink of madness.

Some say it's in the fridge, but we all know that's just a myth perpetuated by the government to keep us distracted.

Others claim it's on the moon, but we've checked, and it's just a rock with some craters.

But we're not giving up. We'll keep searching, no matter how many dead ends we hit.

We'll scour the depths of the internet, scouring forums, and scouring the streets for any sign of the elusive sauce.

And when we finally find it, we'll be the first ones to say "I told you so."

-Saucy McSauceface, Sauce Enthusiast