The Age-Old Question: Who Is Responsible for the Coffee?

It's a question that has plagued humanity for centuries. A question that has sparked wars, revolutions, and late-night coffee-fueled discussions.

Is it the coffee bean itself? The roastmaster? The crema? Or is it something far more sinister?

Join us as we delve into the depths of this mystery, and maybe, just maybe, we'll get to the bottom of it.

• Who is the true mastermind behind the morning's first sip? Share your theories
• Is it a conspiracy? Read our exclusive exposé
• Is it a cult? Join the discussion