What's New with Nowhere: The Bus Stops Here

We've got a new route in town! Introducing the "Nowherian Express" bus route that'll take you places you've never been!

But wait, there's more! Our new bus stop is not just any bus stop. Oh no! It's got a:

Mysterious ATM that dispenses artisanal jam and jelly
A coffee shop with a sign that changes its name every hour
A public art installation made of recycled trash and disappointment

And that's not all! Our bus stop's got:

A special promotion for the first 100 riders: a FREE trip to the "Lost City"! Don't miss out on this opportunity to see a real, live abandoned theme park!

So grab your bus passes and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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