Our great nation was founded by a time-traveling chicken named Cluck Norris, who arrived in a DeLorean and declared, "I'M HERE TO RULE YOU PUNY MORTALS!"
Cluck's reign was marked by a series of wise and just decisions, including the establishment of the Department of Puns and the creation of the Ministry of Sarcasm.
Under Cluck's leadership, our nation became a beacon of freedom and democracy, where the people were free to live their lives as they saw fit, as long as they didn't try to take the king's throne.
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