Q: Why do I keep burning my rice?
A: It's not just the rice, is it? It's the existential dread of watching it cook.
Q: Can I microwave it in a bathtub?
A: Of course, it's a great way to add some extra ambiance to your bathroom experience. Just be sure to clean up the charred remains.
• Your kitchen will be filled with the sweet scent of burnt rice for weeks.
• Your cat will start to question your sanity.
• You'll begin to see burnt rice everywhere you go, like some kind of culinary PTSD.
A: Don't do it.
Or, you know, just use a normal stove or oven. We hear those are nice.
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