It's come to our attention that our brother has been behaving in a manner that can only be described as 'dick-like'. We're talking about the kind of behavior that makes you want to pull your hair out, the kind that makes you wonder if he's been possessed by a malevolent spirit.
As siblings, we're committed to understanding and addressing this behavior, but first, we need to understand what exactly it is.
Is he a:
Help us understand our brother's behavior, and maybe, just maybe, we can find a way to deal with it. But for now, let's just agree that our brother is a dick.