Get ready to level up your pizza game with these wild and zany pizza-pairing ideas!

1. Spaghetti Bolognese and a side of existential dread - Because, let's be honest, life is short, and sometimes you just want to eat a whole box of spaghetti.

2. Chicken Fajitas and a side of crippling self-doubt - Because, hey, who needs a social life when you can just eat fajitas and wonder if you're doing enough with your life?

3. Tacos and a side of crippling debt - Because, let's face it, sometimes you just have to taco 'bout it.

4. Pizza and a side of crippling anxiety - Because, honestly, pizza is the answer to all of life's questions, including "what if I'm just going crazy?".