Overcooked Potatoes: The Art of Ruining a Good Thing

The Techniques

The following methods will guarantee that your potatoes are cooked to perfection - in the sense that they are overcooked.

1. Burnt to a Crisp Perfection

Leave the pot uncovered and let the potatoes dry out like the tears of a disappointed chef.

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2. Overstirring

Stir the potatoes until they are a uniform shade of gray, like the soul of a chef who's lost all passion for cooking.

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3. The Microwave Method

Throw the potatoes in the microwave and set the timer for 10 seconds short of eternity.

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