A comprehensive guide to cooking beets like a pro...ish.
Warning: Do not attempt to follow these instructions unless you're prepared to face the consequences.
Preheat your oven and your therapist
Chop, dice, or spiralize your beets. The choice is yours, but don't say we didn't warn you.
Place your beets on a baking sheet, drizzle with oil, and sprinkle with salt. Then, and only then, can you begin to question your life choices.
Remove your beets from the oven, and attempt to contain the damage. Call a hazmat team if necessary.
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