Step 5: Blaster Ignition Sequence Initiated!

Warning: Do Not Attempt This At Home

Preheat your oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit, or 190 degrees Celsius. This is the part where you try not to set off the fire suppression system.

Place the Blaster Core in the center of the oven, and set it to "Ignite" mode. The core should start to glow with an intense, otherworldly energy.

As the core reaches critical mass, it will begin to shoot out a blast of flavor and light. This is the moment of truth: will you be able to withstand the sheer intensity of the blast?

Proceed with caution, and remember: if it starts to get too hot, just hit the emergency shutdown button. Or, you know, just close the oven door and pretend it never happened.

For more information on advanced blaster technology, visit our Advanced Blaster Circuits page.

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