Warning: the following stories are based on completely fabricated and possibly true events.
Disaster 1: Man accidentally orders 17 pizzas for his online date.
Disaster 3: Guy tries to impress date with his pet snake and ends up with snake in a chokehold.
Dr. Dr. Bad Counselor recommends avoiding any activity that involves the phrase "my ex."
Dr. Dr. Better Counselor suggests not bringing up your ex's ex's ex's ex's name.