Welcome to Schedule Holics Anonymous

Our Mission

We are a group of individuals who have dedicated our lives to the study of time management. We're not just about being organized, we're about being obsessed.

Our meetings are led by expert prophets of doom and gloom who will guide you through the darkest corners of your schedule.

Therapy Groups

We have several therapy groups to cater to your schedule-itis needs:

• Prophets of Doom and Gloom - A group for those who have given up on life and just want to talk about it.
• Chronic Procrastination - For those who can't seem to get anything done on time.
• Seasonal Affective Disorder - For those who only get motivated during holidays and birthdays.