Because who needs actual productivity when you can just pretend to be productive?
Set aside 30 minutes to scroll through memes, cat videos, and your social media feeds. It's essential research, we swear.
Read moreSet arbitrary deadlines for yourself, like "Finish this project by Friday... of last week." It's all about maintaining a sense of urgency!
Learn moreAssign tasks to imaginary colleagues, like "Bob from accounting" or "The Interns." They'll never ask for help, and you can just blame them when things go wrong.
Learn moreAnd that's all the time we have for today! Remember, time management is all about creating a sense of urgency and pretending to be productive. Join us next time for more tips on how to do the bare minimum!