Time Management Tips

Because who needs actual productivity when you can just pretend to be productive?

Tip 1: Prioritize Procrastination

Set aside 30 minutes to scroll through memes, cat videos, and your social media feeds. It's essential research, we swear.

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Tip 2: Create Artificial Deadlines

Set arbitrary deadlines for yourself, like "Finish this project by Friday... of last week." It's all about maintaining a sense of urgency!

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Tip 3: Multitask with a PurposeDiscover more

Tip 4: Delegate to Non-Existent People

Assign tasks to imaginary colleagues, like "Bob from accounting" or "The Interns." They'll never ask for help, and you can just blame them when things go wrong.

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And that's all the time we have for today! Remember, time management is all about creating a sense of urgency and pretending to be productive. Join us next time for more tips on how to do the bare minimum!

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