Sarcasm: the art of saying nothing while saying everything. It's a delicate balance, really. A pinch too much salt and it's just a bunch of bitter nonsense.

But fear not, dear community, for we have advanced techniques to guide you through the world of subtle disdain.

Technique 1: The Sardonic Smirk

The smirking, know-it-all look that says "I'm not saying, but you're an idiot."

Technique 2: The Backhanded Compliment

Give a compliment, but with a backhanded twist. "You managed to not totally ruin that project, I guess."

Technique 3: The Passive-Aggressive Note

Leave a note, but make sure it's just out of reach. "Hey, you know, just a heads up, you might want to check the fridge."

And so, dear community, practice these techniques and become the master of subtle disdain.

Or, you know, just be yourself. We'll probably still be friends.

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Learn how to craft the perfect snarky letter that still manages to convey a hint of actual emotion.

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