Lesson 1: The Art of Being a Jerk
In this course, we will teach you the art of writing letters that will make the recipient want to pull their hair out.
- Step 1: Use a font that is as small as possible, but still readable (if you can manage to read it).
- Step 2: Write in all caps. It's not like they're going to be reading this for fun or anything.
- Step 3: Include as many unnecessary words as possible. Who needs brevity, anyway?
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the snarky letter.
Lesson 2: The Craft of Sarcasm
In this lesson, we will delve into the art of writing letters that make the recipient feel like they're stuck in some kind of cruel joke.
- Step 1: Use a tone that's as condescending as possible. You know, for their own good.
- Step 2: Make fun of their spelling and grammar. Who needs to be kind, anyway?
- Step 3: Include a few passive-aggressive jokes to really drive the point home.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master of the snarky letter.
Take it to the next level with Advanced Sarcasm!