Welcome, fellow disaffected individuals! Are you tired of the soul-sucking corporate machine? Do you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of meaningless meetings and fluorescent-lit despair? Well, you're not alone.
We're here to help you cope with the crushing ennui of modern life.
Our support group is led by Ratchet, a grizzled cybernetic engineer with a penchant for black coffee and even blacker humor.
So, grab a chair, pour yourself a stiff drink, and let's get real.
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