Our expert judges, renowned for their impeccable taste in all things ugly, will be evaluating your... unique features.
Don't worry, it's all in good fun! Unless you get eliminated. Then it's just sad and you'll have to leave.
A renowned expert in facial moles and warts, Baron von Seltzer has a Ph.D. in ugliness from the University of Ugliness.
Mrs. Mottletooth is a celebrated specialist in unsightly tattoos and a pioneer in the field of questionable fashion choices.
Dr. Uggleton has spent years studying the art of being unkind to those who are, well, unkind to themselves. He's our go-to expert on the topic of self-ugliness.