Therapist's Recommendation

A Guide to Dealing with Undercooked Chicken

Are you tired of the emotional trauma caused by undercooked chicken? Do you find yourself questioning every life choice that led you to this moment? Fear not, friend, for we have a solution for you.

We recommend taking a step back, breathing deeply, and repeating the following mantras:

I will not let undercooked chicken define me.
I am stronger than this.
I will not cry in the shower while eating a raw chicken nugget.

But wait, there's more! If these mantras don't work, we suggest trying the following:

Call your local therapist for support.
Join a support group for undercooked chicken survivors.
Write a strongly worded letter to the cook who messed up.

And if all else fails, just eat the chicken anyway. It's still protein, right?

Just Eat It Anyway