Warning: Proceed with caution. The following list of undercooking symptoms is not for the faint of heart (or stomach).
Your taste buds are screaming, but your stomach is screaming louder.
You're convinced that your kitchen is plotting against you.
You're stuck in a never-ending loop of stomach acid and regret.
Undercooking has awakened the existential dread within.
Your kitchen's on fire, and so are you.
Stay undercooked, stay vigilant.