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Undercooked Chicken Theory: A Study of Suboptimal Fowl Play

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In the depths of a questionable kitchen, where the culinary arts are often abandoned, lies the realm of Undercooked Chicken Theory. Here, we explore the dark side of poultry science, where the laws of physics are bent, and the rules of flavor are ignored.

The Four Stages of Undercooking

  1. Binary Basting: The art of simultaneously cooking and not cooking.
  2. Delicious Dreaded Doneness: A study of flavor profile and existential dread.
  3. Overcooked Optimistic Overcooking: The pursuit of perfection through sheer willpower and ignorance.
  4. Quantum Uncertainty of the Internal Temperature: Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.

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