Reverse Engineering Techniques
For when regular cooking methods fail you.
Technique 1: The Art of Guesswork
- Just stare at the rice for a while. Sometimes it'll magically fix itself.
- Use the power of prayer, but not too much, you're not a miracle worker.
Technique 2: The Force-Choking Method
Reverse Engineering Techniques for Undercooked Rice
Undercooked Rice
Reverse Engineering Methods
When you've tried everything else and nothing worked.
Technique 1: The Art of Guesswork
- Just stare at the rice for a while. Sometimes it'll magically fix itself.
- Use the power of prayer, but not too much, you're not a miracle worker.
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Technique 2: The Force-Choking Method
- Hold the pan over a flame until it's hot enough to melt the rice.
- Repeat as necessary, until the rice is cooked to your liking.
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Technique 3: The Science of Not Caring
- Realize that it's just rice, and it's not like it's going to kill you.
- Just eat it as is, and pretend it's supposed to be like that.
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Undercooked Rice
Reverse Engineering Methods
When you've tried everything else and nothing worked.
Technique 1: The Art of Guesswork
- Just stare at the rice for a while. Sometimes it'll magically fix itself.
- Use the power of prayer, but not too much, you're not a miracle worker.
Technique 2: The Force-Choking Method
- Hold the pan over a flame until it's hot enough to melt the rice.
- Repeat as necessary, until the rice is cooked to your liking.
Technique 3: The Science of Not Caring
- Realize that it's just rice, and it's not like it's going to kill you.
- Just eat it as is, and pretend it's supposed to be like that.