Reverse Engineering Techniques

For when regular cooking methods fail you.

Technique 1: The Art of Guesswork

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Technique 2: The Force-Choking Method Reverse Engineering Techniques for Undercooked Rice

Reverse Engineering Methods

When you've tried everything else and nothing worked.

Technique 1: The Art of Guesswork

  • Just stare at the rice for a while. Sometimes it'll magically fix itself.
  • Use the power of prayer, but not too much, you're not a miracle worker.
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Technique 2: The Force-Choking Method

  • Hold the pan over a flame until it's hot enough to melt the rice.
  • Repeat as necessary, until the rice is cooked to your liking.
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Technique 3: The Science of Not Caring

  • Realize that it's just rice, and it's not like it's going to kill you.
  • Just eat it as is, and pretend it's supposed to be like that.
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