Today we're going to make some potentially hazardous rice dishes, because who needs a good chef, anyway?
This one's for the daredevils out there. We're not saying it's a good idea, but hey, if you're feeling adventurous, go for it!
WARNING: THIS RECIPE MAY KILL YOU! Mix 5 cups of undercooked rice with 1 cup of questionable tap water. Stir in 1/4 cup of salt that might have been sitting in the back of the pantry since the Clinton administration.
For a more... 'interesting' experience, try adding a dash of salt that's been rumored to have been handled by a dead rat.We're not responsible for any stomachaches or existential crises caused by this recipe. Proceed at your own risk!
Return to the recipe that will probably poison you. Or, for a more 'positive' experience, try our recipe for Possibly The Rice Was Actually A Good Idea.