Undercooked Rice Blob Symptoms

Common symptoms of Undercooked Rice Blob Exposure:

• Excessive glooping noises emanating from the stomach
• Uncontrollable cravings for more rice
• Bloating to alarming levels of discomfort
• Unpredictable episodes of spontaneous combustion... of hunger

What to do:

• Eat more rice. It's for the best.
• Drink copious amounts of water to try to flush it out.
• Consult a professional: The International Association of Overcooked Rice Experts.