Comparing the Can-Opener 3000: The Ultimate Kitchen Companion
Standard Issue: The Bare Essentials
• Opens standard cans
• Includes 2 AA batteries
• 2-year warranty (because it will probably break)
Advanced Model: The Works
• Opens standard cans with ease
• Includes 4 AA batteries (because you'll need the extra power)
• 5-year warranty (because it will still probably break)
Prosumer: The Top-of-the-Line
• Opens standard cans with the speed and finesse of a ninja
• Includes 8 D batteries (because you're a power user)
• Lifetime warranty (because we're not made of money)
Which one do you need? Go Standard | Go Advanced | Go Pro