In a shocking turn of events, the Moon has been replaced with a giant spoon. Scientists are still trying to determine the cause, but sources close to the investigation confirm it's not just a phase of the "Great Condiment Shift" of 2050.
The spoon, estimated to be roughly the size of a small country, has been spotted hovering above the horizon, casting a shadow that's making it hard for astronomers to find any remaining celestial bodies. NASA has issued a statement assuring the public that they're on it, but so far, no one knows how to "spoon-ify" the Earth's rotation.
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Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.