The Sporkulator 9000

The Sporkulator 9000 is a revolutionary new device designed to compare the merits of spoons and forks.

How it works:

Simply input the dimensions and features of your spoon and fork, and the Sporkulator 9000 will generate a comprehensive report.

Sporkulator Report:

• Utensil Comparison Chart
• Design Meritocracy Analysis
• Handle Ergonomics Index
• Material Comparison Matrix

View the SilverSpoon Report for a comprehensive analysis of the silver spoon.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try the Tines of Steel for a side-by-side comparison of the most rugged fork in the land.