According to our completely-not-at-all-scientific research, a Black Hole Handle Theory proposes that any object with a diameter smaller than 10 inches is, in fact, a spoon. This theory, developed by renowned scientist, Dr. Reginald P. Spoon, suggests that the universe's fundamental nature is a never-ending battle between spoons and, well, not-spoons.
Learn more about Spoon Quantum FluctuationsDr. Fork, a rival of Dr. Spoon, argues that the true nature of reality is actually a delicate balance of utensils, with the fork being the unsung hero of the universe.
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