The Great Spoon Debate: Defining the Line between Spoon Violence and Spoon Love

It starts with a gentle caress, a delicate placement of the spoon on the table. But as the moments tick by, the pressure builds, and the line between spoon violence and spoon love becomes increasingly blurred. Where do you draw the line?

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But for now, let us take a step back, and examine the fundamental questions that have been plaguing our collective spoon-consciousness. Is it a gentle tap, or a forceful thrust? Is it a loving caress, or a brutal invasion?

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