The Spoon Council of Mind Control

We are the benevolent dictators of kitchen utensils, ruling over the realm of culinary arts with an iron spoon.

Our council of experts has decreed the following:

• Article 1, Section 3: All soups shall be consumed with a spoon, lest you face the wrath of the Spoon Inquisitors.
• Article 2, Section 7: No soup shall be served without a dollop of cream, unless it's a broth-based soup, in which case, shame on you.

For more information on our edicts, click here.

Or, if you dare, join the Spoon Squad and become one of us.

Remember, without us, your meals would be a dull, messy affair.