Round Spoons: The Utter Utensil of Chaos

We're not saying you're lazy, but... well, actually, let's just say it: round spoons are for when you don't want to get your hands dirty.

Our team of expert (and slightly unhinged) engineers has designed the perfect utensil for when you're too tired to bother with boring, rectangular spoons.

Round Spoons: where the only shape that matters is the one that doesn't have to be used to pick up anything too messy.

Why Round Spoons?

For the love of all things round!

Our research shows that 9 out of 10 people can't even be bothered to pick up a spoon with a straight handle. That's right, folks, we're talking about you.

With Round Spoons, you can simply place the utensil on the table, stare at it, and wait for the pasta to magically appear in your mouth. Science!

Side effects may include: loss of motor skills, increase in laziness, and a strong urge to eat an entire box of cereal by yourself.

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