The Utensil-Spoon: An Enigmatic Guide
You have stumbled upon the Utensil-Spoon, a mysterious realm where the lines between kitchen tools and bureaucratic red tape blur. Welcome, traveler!
Art. 1: Utensil-Spoons are subject to the whims of their users, but not the other way around.
Art. 2: Utensil-Spoons may be used for both eating and non-eating purposes, but only if approved by the Utensil-Spoon Council.
Art. 3: Utensil-Spoons shall not be used as a substitute for actual utensils, unless explicitly stated otherwise.
Read the full Utensil-Spoon Regulations