"A spoon is not just a utensil, it's a way of life." - Maynard the Mighty Masher
"The correct way to mash potatoes is with a spoon, but the correct way to live is with a masher." - Maynard the Mighty Masher
"Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, but a masher in the kitchen is where it's at." - Maynard the Mighty Masher
Read more about the history of mashing in the Silver Spoon Society
Check out Asher the Anti-Masher's scathing reviews of Maynard's methods