For the discerning spoon connoisseur, we present our Eclipse Spoons, a line of spoons so divine, they'll make you forget your troubles, like a celestial eclipse of the soul.
Our Eclipse Spoons come in three varieties: Solar Flare, Lunar Lull, and Black Hole.
Learn about Solar Flare Spoons or Lunar Lull Spoons.
Use them to deflect the gaze of your enemies, or to signal to your loved ones that you're feeling a little starstruck.
Or, you know, just use them for eating soup. We won't judge.
Learn about Deflecting the Gaze or Starstruck Spoons.
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Please note that our Spoons are not actually capable of deflecting the gaze or summoning celestial bodies. That would be too much like magic. But wouldn't that be cool?
Learn about Solaresque Spoons, our line of spoons so divine, they'll make you forget your troubles, like a celestial eclipse of the soul.