In a land of culinary wonder, where the spoons of steel did abound, a hero rose to prominence, with a colostomy that would astound.
Read on...With a jolt of fear, and a dash of pain, our hero faced the surgeon, with a colostomy in vain.
Next...Through trials and tribulations, our hero did stride, with a colostomy that did not divide.
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